Apors First Day at School (so hilarious)

Apors first day in school,an inspector visited his school. In his class,The CRK teacher was telling
them the
story of DANEIL IN THE LION'S
DEN
when the sighted the principal
and the
inspector heading towards the
class.
The Old and forgetful CRK teacher
wrote
GENESIS as the topic on the board
without thinking. Class: Good
mooooooorning
sir, we are
happy to see u sir Inspector: good
morning class, i
can
see
your teacher is telling you what
happened in the book of genesis?
Class: yeeeeeeeees sir Inspector
(point
ing to Akpors): ok, you
there, who killed Abel?
Akpors: Sir i don't know, i have
been in
the class since 8am ask my friend
Amos, i
didn't killed Abel sir. Inspector
(angry): i said who
killed
Abel?
Akpors: I am a christian, i can't kill.
i
don't
even know this Abel you are
talking of,
is he in our class?
Inspector(turning to the teacher):
ok
teacher can you tell the class who
killed
Abel? Teacher(knees down and
open
his hands
wide): My son, How did you
expect me to
kill, what example will i be laying
to my
students if i kill a person?
Inspector(dissappointed turns to
the
principal): ok class the principal
will
help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr
principal,
who killed Abel?
Principal: when u came to my
office,
did'nt you see me there?
Inspector: I did
Principal: Did u see blood stains in
my hands?
Inspector: No
Principal: How could i have killed
Abel?
where is the proof that i did?
And the whole class clapped for
the
principal, d inspector fainted