FUNNY ECLIPSE HEADLINES

I know you all witnessed how dis whole Eclipse of a tin went, but you will start seeing different people reporting different news about it.

YoU wil see.... Headlines like:

1. Eclipse; Boko Haram claims Responsibly
2. Don't use Eclipse to intimidate our son... Edwin
Clark tells North
3. US to help Nigerians fight
future Eclipse.Barack
Obama
4. Nigeria Spent 500 Billion Naira on sun
shades
during Eclipse
5. FED GOVT. set up Eclipse
monitoring committee
to be headed by Asari Dokubo
6. Eclipse
minister bought 2 armoured anti Eclipse
Vehicles to protect self.
7. Eclipse: APC to GEJ;
Eclipse has weakened
Nigerians confidence in your Government.
8. Eclipse
occurrence was setback to negotiations,
strike continues...ASUU
9. Eclipse will not
intimidate us - New PDP
10. Reps, Senators
disagree over Eclipse allocation
11. Eclipse-
South Eastern states cries Marginalisation
12.
Ngige to Obi- You cannot use Eclipse to
intimidate
us
13. Lagos state fails to acquire viewing rights
for
Eclipse, Mushin boys blamed.

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